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FROM THE DESK OF THE PRESIDENT ORDINATION COMMITEE
ALL CHRIST CHURCH
MR ASHLEY COLDSWEAT
HI SELLER
I AM MR ASHLEY COLDSWEAT,PRESIDENT OF THE ORDINATION COMMITEE OF ALL CHRIST CHURCH UK ITS A NEW CHURCH,THIS COMMITEE IS ON SEARCH FOR A CAR FOR A NEWLY ORDAINED PRIEST IN MY CHURCH WHICH AM IN CHARGE AS THE PRESIDENT.
SO FELLOW I COME ACROSS YOUR CAR WHILE SEARCHING THE NET WHICH AM VERY MUCH INTERESTED TO PURCHASE BECAUSE THAT IS THE PARTICULAR MODEL WE ARE LOOKING FOR,SO I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW THE PRESENT CONDITION OF THE CAR ALTHOUGH WE ARE GOING TO PIMP IT AGAIN TO OUR TASTE AND AGAIN LAST OFFERING PRICE AND FINALLY MODE OF PAYMENT SO AS TO ARRANGE FOR PAYMENT AND PICKUP.
THANKS AND GOD BLESS YOU,AM EXPECTING YOUR REPLY SOONEST.
MR ASHLEY COLDSWEAT
PRES..ORDINATION COMMITEE

(yes I am a dumb white southerner, but sell my beloved car to a man named Coldsweat? Sharks in the Internet water. I confess, I love the English as a second language constructions combined with "pimp it again to our taste")