god and mammon
for thirty years whenever there is a republican in the white house virginians put a democrat in the governor's mansion. its part of the twisted VA logic. Elect the national republican, balance him with the local democrat.
Everywhere there are yard signs for the gubernatorial candidates. Quick quick put up a couple of Ten Commandments signs.
posted by emory at 8:00 AM
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You might also put up some explanation in your front yard. I know what my Southern Baptist Grandma thought commandment no. 3 meant, but I need more guidance. What if someone thought s/he were doing the work of the Lord his/her God, and did not hesitate to say so now and then. And if someone else thought that was "in vain"? Hmmm?
When it comes to the 10 commandments, unless you don't have a sense of humor, Google George Carlin on how to turn them into 2 commandments...
Matt. Bill. George Carlin has spoken to me miraculously though I sit alone in my room. I'm down to two and ready to do some coveting.
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